So I went to Border's on Saturday, picked it up and have begun to read it and am having a blast so far. Here's an excerpt simply to show how utterly ridiculous it is:
"But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months."
"Oh yes, well, as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, well, the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice, didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.' "
Genius...I give it a "thumbs up" (get it?). By the way, Border's is haveing a sale with a 25% discount for "Educators." I qualified for it as a Youth Pastor, so Scott and Don, if you were wanting to buy some books, now's a good time!
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